Santa: Doctor Sahab Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhuda Sakte Hain? Doctor: Ha Ha Kyon Nahin! Santa: To Thik Hai Pulis Ne Meri 200 Botal Sharab Pakad Li Hain Aap Jaldi Se Use Chhuda Dijie!
Banta: Aajkal Tum N Cigrett Pine Se Rokti Ho N Sharab Pine Se Sab Shikaayaten Khatm Ho Gayi Kya? Prito: Jab Fayda Dikh Raha Ho To Shikaayaten Band Ho Jaati Hain Banta: Fayda Kya Fayda? Prito: Vo LIC Wala Aaya Tha Bata Raha Tha Mujhe Kya Kya Fayda Hoga
Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki... . . . . . . . . Nashe Mein Faisla Lena Theek Nahi!