Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha "Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Prashansniy Namon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Basundi Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?" Pati Ne Kaha "Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Tajai Rahegi"
Shadi Kitni Khatarnak Chij Hai Iska Andaza Isi Bat Se Lagaya Ja Sakta Hai Ki . . . . . . Jyadatar Shadiyon Men Dulhan Baraatiyon Ke 'Nagin Dans' Ke Baad Hi Bahar Nikalati Hai
Patipatni Ka Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Patni: Tumse Shadi Karne Ki Bajaye Main Shaitan Se Shadi Kar Leti Pati: Tauba Karo Tauba Tumhen Pata Nahin Bhaibhan Ki Shadi Nahin Hoti
Ek Kadwa Satya: Gav Ki Shadi Men Sabse Jyada Ijjat Uski Hoti Hai Jise "Ti" Bandhna Aati Hai Aur Shahar Men Usaki Hoti Hai Jise "Safa" Bandhna Aata Ho