shaadi se pehle jokes

Pehle Shirt Utaari
Uske Baad Pant Utaari
Aur Fir Banyan Utaari
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Saala, Garmi Fir Bhi Buhut Lag Rahi Hai!

Pehle Logon Ki Izzat Unke Haath Mein Rehti Thi
Aajkal Memory Card Mein Rehti Hai...!

Mahilaon Dwara Make-Up Dhone Se Pehle Unki Antaratma Unhe Ek Baar Zaroor Puchti Hai...
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Do you really want to reset your face to factory settings?

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye,
Udas santa- pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.

Santa ne Ek car li Loan pe.
Loan chuka nai pane se Bank wale Car utha le gae..

Santa Rokar- Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta..!