Darpok Hain Wo Log Jo, Single Hain Aur Shaadi Nahi Karte. Saala, Jigar Chahiye... Barbaad Hone Ke Liye!
Husband: Shaadi Se Pehle Tum Bahut Upwaas Rakhti Thi, Ab Kya Ho Geya? Wife: Bahut Nahi Sirf Solah Somwaar Ke Rakhti Thi. Husband: Phir Ab Kya Ho Geya? Wife: Phir Tumse Shaadi Ho Gayi Aur Mera Upwaas Se Bharosa Uth Geya!
Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai ki. Abhi bhi waqt he “Bhaag Jaa”