Sham Ko Pati Ke Ghar Aate Hi Patni Ne Kichkich Shuru Kar Di Santa: Are Yaar Dinbhar Ka Thakahara Aaya Hu Pahle Fresh To Hone Do Patni: Main Bhi Dinbhar Akeli Thi To Main Bhi Fresh Hi Ho Rahi Hu
Santa: Tumhen Pata Hai Mogambo Ki Shadi Nahin Hui Thi Banta: Tum Kaise Kah Sakte Ho? Santa: Kyonki Agar Mogambo Bhi Shadishuda Hota To Kabhi Bhi Na Kahta "Mogambo Khush Hua"A
Santa Ko Ek Trak Ne Piche Se Takkar Maar Di! Banta: Yaar Jo Hona Tha Vah Ho Gaya! Par Tu Abhi Tak Itna Dara Hua Kyon Hai? Santa: Yaar Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Fir Milenge"!
Bhikhari: Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do Babu Ji! Santa: 100 Kee Chhuttee Hain Baba? Bhikhari: Han Hai Santa: To Jakar Pahle Innhen Kharch Karke A!
Pappu: Papa 5 5 Kitne Hote Hain? Santa: Are Ullu Ke Patthe Edit Tujhe Kuch Nahin Aata! Ja Andar Se Calculator Le Ke A Batata Hu!
Jito: Agar Raat Me Machhar Kaat Rahe Hon To Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa: Chupchap Khujakar So Jana Chahiye! Aap Rajnikant To Ho Nahin Jo Machharon Se Mafi Bulwa Loge!