Santa: Jito Na Hoti To Aaj Main Na Hota Uske Ek Nirnay Ne Meri Jaan Bacha Li Banta: Aisa Kya Kaha Usne? Santa: Vo Boli "Papa Goli Mat Chalana"A
Jito: Kal Raat Tum Mujhe Nind Men Galiyan De Rahe The Santa: Tumhen Galat Fahmi Hui Hai Jito: Kaisi Galat Fahmi? Santa: Yahi Ki Main Nind Men Tha
Santa: Tu Kabhi Kisi Ke Shok Sabha Men Gaya Hai? Banta: Ha Yaar Parantu Bade Badtamij Log Aate Hain Vahan Main 2 Ghante Baitha Raha Par Kisi Ne Mujhse Hans Kar Bat Tak Nahin Ki
Banta: Oye Tu Offis Men To Bada Sher Bana Firta Hai Ghar Men Tujhe Kya Ho Jata? Santa: Yaar Hota To Ghar Men Bhi Sher Hi Ho Bas Ghar Men Mujh Pe Durga Ji Sawar Ho Jati Hain
Santa: Itni Mahangai Ke Daur Men Paranthe Par Itna Ghi Kya Ho Gaya Hai Tumhen? Naukar: Maaf Kijiye Sahab Galti Se Maine Apna Parantha Aapko De Diya
Santa: Main Jito Ki Vajah Se Nark Jaunga Mujhe Roj Jhut Bolna Padta Hai Banta: Kyon? Santa: Roj Taiyar Hokar Puchti Hai Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?