Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue? Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older? Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman? Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home. Banta: So what was the big deal? Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters. Banta: Why? Santa: Because they know good plots!
Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha. Pilot Hairani Se: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir? Santa: BC Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De.