Santa: Beta Tumhare Result Ka Kya Hua? Pappu: Papa 70% Santa: Par Tumhare Report Card Men To 35% Likha Hua Hai Pappu: Papa Baki 35% Subsidi Me Aayega
Santa: Aur Beta Tumhara Imtihan Kaisa Hua? Pappu: Unhonne Aise Sawaal Pucche Jo Mujhe Pata Hi Nahin The Santa: To... Pappu: To Maine Bhi Aise Jawab Likh Diye Jo Unko Nahin Pata Honge
Santa: Tumhen Pata Hai Mogambo Ki Shadi Nahin Hui Thi Banta: Tum Kaise Kah Sakte Ho? Santa: Kyonki Agar Mogambo Bhi Shadishuda Hota To Kabhi Bhi Na Kahta "Mogambo Khush Hua"A
Santa: Bivi Aur Gadi Men Kya Antar Hai? Banta: Gadi Bigadati Hai To Band Ho Jaati Hai Par Jab Bivi Bigadati Hai To Shuru Hi Ho Jaati Hain!
Santa: Parson Meri Bivi Kuen Men Gir Gai! Use Bahut Chote Lagi Aur Vo Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi! Banta: Ab Kaisi Hai Vo? Santa: Ab To Wo Thik Hi Hogi Kyonki Kal Se Kuen Se Koi Aavaj Nahin I!
Banta: Tum Apni Motr Sicil Ko Panch-Panch Ke Noton Se Kyon Sajaa Rahe Ho? Santa: A Mujhe Karigar Ne Kaha Hai Ki Iske Upar Rupaye Lagoge To Thik Ho Jayegi!