Santa calls up "White house". Santa: I want to be the next president of USA. Obama: Are you an idiot? Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?
Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion? Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
Santa was getting down at almost every station and buying a ticket. Co-passenger: Why don't you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip? Santa: My doctor advised me not to take long trips!
Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke? Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!
Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening? Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer. Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant? Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!