Santa Apne Sasural Men Guruji Ka Parvachan Sunne Gaya! Guruji Bole "Jo-Jo Swarg Jana Chahta Hai Vah Apna Hath Upar Kare"! Santa Ki Biwi Aur Saas Ne Haath Uppar Uthaya! Guruji Ne Santa Se Puchha "Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jana Chahate?" Santa: Guruji Yah Donon Chali Jayengi To Yahi Par Swarg Ho Jayega!
Jito: Mujhe Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhen Saat Janam Tak Chahungi! Santa: Har Ke Sath Kangan Bhi Dilva Dunga Par Baat Isi Janam Tak Rahne Do!
Jito Te.Ve. Par Mach Dekh Rahi Thi! Santa Taiyar Hokar Aya Aur Jito Se Pucha "Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hu?" Tabhi Jito Jor Se Chillai 'Chhakka'!
Santa (Gusse Men) "Tumne Aaj Khana Banane Men Itani Der Laga Di Main Bahar Hotal Men Kha Lunga Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana Jito (Andar Se): Sirf 5 Minat Aur Intjar Kijiye Santa: 5 Minat Men Khana Ban Jayega? Jito: Nahin Tab Tak Main Aapke Saath Jaane Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho Jaungi
Jito Ne Santa Ko Jaivik Khad (Organic) Se Ugi Sabjiyan Lane Ko Kaha Santa Sabji Wale Se "Mujhe Ye Sabjiyan Apni Bivi Ke Liye Chahiye Esper Kisi Rasaayanik Yaa Jahrile Padarth Ka Chhidkav To Nahin Kiya Hai?" Sabji Wala: Nahin Sahab Yah Kaam To Aapko Khud Hi Karna Padega
Santa Offis Se Ghar Lauta To Apni Bivi Se "Jara Pani To Pila Do"A Jito: Pyas Lagi Hai Kya? Santa: Nahin Sirf Gala Chek Karna Hai Ki Kahin Se Lik To Nahin Ho Raha