Santa Ne Kamaal Kar Diya Vah Bank Men Jakar So Gaya Puch To Kyon? Kyonki Usane Bank Ka Vigyapan Padha Ki "Yaha Sone Par Lon Milta Hai"A
Airport Par 3 Log Apni-Apni Patni Ka Intjar Kar Rahe The Sindhi: Hamari Shahjadi A Rahi Hai Pathan: Hamari Navabjadi A Rahi Hai Santa: Hamari Bhi Haramjadi A Rahi Hai
Santa Ne Ek Bar Banta Ko Kaha "Yaar Yah Idia (Idea) Ka Sim Lekker Pachhat Raha Hu Banta: Wo Kyon? Santa: Yar Maine Apni Kalar Ton (Caller Tune) Badalni Hai Aur Vo Kahte Hain Ki Kalar Ton Badalne Ke Liye 4 Dabaen Ab Main Itne Murde Kahan Se Laun!
Santa: Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Lal Hai Aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai? Banta: Telifon Santa: Galat Banta: Fir Briged Santa: Nahin Banta: To Fir? Santa: Tamatar Trin-Trin To Ulajhan Men Dalne Ke Liye Bola Tha
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Jito: Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Man Leti Aur Tumse Shadi N Karti Santa: Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha? Jito: Aur Nahin To Kya Santa: He Bhagwan! Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha
Santa: He Bhagwan Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhudwa Sakte Ho? Bhagwan: Kyon Nahin Beta Santa: To Meri 12 Botal Scotch (Scotch) Gudga Pulis Ne Jabt Ki Hai Vo Chhudva Do