Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko Raste Men 100 Aur 50 Rupaye Ka Not Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 100 Ka Pappu: Bas Isiliye To Aap Pe Chutkule Bante Hain Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte Ho
Pappu: Agar Main Iss Saal Bhi Fal Ho Gaya To Main Aatmhatya Kar Lunga Santa: Khabardar! Aisa Kiya To Main Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga
Santa: Beta College Men Tune Kaunkaun Se Do Mushkil Kaam Sikhe Hain? Pappu: Ek To Danton Se Biar Ki Botal Kholna Aur Dusari Tej Bike Men Bhi Ek Tili Se Sigret Jalana
Pappu: Pappu Maine Aapke Dost Ko Sahi Vakt Par Station Pahuncha Hi Diya Santa: Lekin Beta Station To Bahut Dur Hai Taxi Bas Aur Auto Sabki Hadtaal Hai? Pappu: Vah Kutton Se Bahut Darte The Kutta Aur Main Unke Pichhe Daudate Rahe Aur Unhonne Ne Bhagkar Tran Pakad Li
Pappu: Papa Mere Liye Ek Dhol La Do Santa: Nahin Tu Dhol Baja Ke Tang Kiya Karega Pappu: Nahin Papa Jab Aap So Jaya Karoge Tab Bajaunga