Santa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kahan Se A Raha Hai? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne Gaya Tha Santa: Kis Liye? Pappu: Ha Papa 78 Kis To Le Hi Liye
Pappu: Gaay Ghaas Kyon Khati Hai? Banti Bahut Sochne Ke Baad " Nahin Malum"A Pappu: Kyonki Uske Paas Koi Chaara Hi Nahin Hota
Santa: Aaj Tak Tune Aisa Koi Kaam Nahi Kiya "Jisse Tumhare Ghar Walon Ka Sir Uncha Hua Ho"A Pappu: Kiya Hai Maine Kal Hi Apane Pitaji Ke Sir Ke Niche 2 Takiye Lagaye
Santa: Kya Tum Paas Ho Gae? Pappu: Han Hamari Puri Class Paas Ho Gai Lekin Hamari Techer Feel Ho Gai Santa: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Vo Abhi Bhi Usi Class Me Padha Rahi Hai
Pappu: Papa Ye Star Log Jab Bhi Mandir Men Aate Hain Tab Kala Chashma Kyon Pahanate Hain? Santa: Beta Kahin Bhagwan Unhen Pahachan Kar Hastaakshar (Autograph) N Maang Len
Santa: Beta Kabhi Sharab Mat Pina Varna Vo Jo Do Log Ja Rahe Hain Vo Tumhe Char Najar Aayenge Pappu: Lekin Papa Wo To Ek Aadmi Hai