Jito: Vah Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Tumhari Nazaron Ke Saamne Hote Hue Bhi Tumhari Pahunch Se Door Hai Santa Ne Lambi Saans Li Aur Bola . .. ... 'Padosan'a
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Jito: Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Man Leti Aur Tumse Shadi N Karti Santa: Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha? Jito: Aur Nahin To Kya Santa: He Bhagwan! Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha
Intervu Men Manager Ne Santa Se Puchha "Batao Wo Kaun Si Aurat Hai Jisko 100% Pata Hota Hai Ki Uska Pati Kaha Hai?" Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola "Vidhwa Aurat"
Santa: He Bhagwan Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhudwa Sakte Ho? Bhagwan: Kyon Nahin Beta Santa: To Meri 12 Botal Scotch (Scotch) Gudga Pulis Ne Jabt Ki Hai Vo Chhudva Do
Jito: Aaj Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Ki Main Khush Bhi Ho Jau Aur Naraj Bhi Ho Jau Santa: Tum Meri Jindagi Ho Aur Mujhe Lanat Hai Aisi Jindagi Par
Doctor (Behosh Santa Ko Dekhkar): Yah To Mar Gaya Hai Santa (Hosh Men Akar): Main To Jivit Hun Jito (Santa Ko Samjhate Hue): 'Kuch To Soch Samjhkar Bola Kijiye Itne Bade Doctor Hain Jhut Bolenge Kya?