Santa: Tum Kisi Bhi Kaam Se Jate Ho To 2-3 Ghante Tak Wapas Hi Nahin Aate? Naukar: Sahab Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Bijali Ki Tarah Jao Aur Bijali Ki Tarah Aao
Jito: Fon Par Itni Dhimi Aavaj Men Kisse Baat Kar Raho Ho? Santa: Bahan Se Jito: To Fir Dhimi Aavaj Men Kis Liye? Santa: Teri Hai
Doctor: Aapka Vajan Kitna Hai? Santa: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kilo Doctor: Aur Chashme Ke Bina? Santa: Vo Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahin
Santa Ne Ladki Ko Pyar Ka Ijhaar Kiya Aur Fir Ladaki Ke Bap Se Shadi Men Ladaki Ka Hath Maga Ladaki Ke Bhaiyon Ne Aur Baap Ne Santa Ki Khub Pitai Ki Mar Khane Ke Baad Santa Kapde Jhadate Hua Bola "To Fir Main Inkar Samjhun?"
Banta: Oye Tu Har Maisej (SMS) Ko Do Dafa Kyon Bhejta Hai? Santa: Taki Tu Ek Forward (Forward) Kar Sake Aur Dusra Tere Paas Rahe
Santa: Bhagwan Ka Lakh-Lakh Shukar Hai Ki Underwear Ke Naam Yuro (Euro) Aur Doller (Dollar) Hain Banta: Yah Khyal Tumhare Man Men Kyon Aaya? Santa: Jis Teji Se Rupe Ki Kimat Gir Rahi Hai Agar Bhartiya Mudra Ke Naam Par Underwear Hote Aur Jis Teji Se Niche Gir Rahi Hai Hamari To Koi Ijjat Hi Nahin Rah Jati