Jito: Suno Ji Mere Mobile Par Kisi Ne I Lov U (I Love You) Ka Bheja Hai Santa: Aise Maisej Swikar Nahin Karne Chahiye Vapas Bhej Do Kamine Ko
Jito: Batao Main Tumhen Kitni Achchi Lagti Ho? Santa: Bahut Jyada Achchi Lagti Ho Jito: Fir Bhi Kitni? Santa: Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Ki Tumhari Jaisi Ek Aur Le Aaun
Santa Ne Jito Ko Maisej Kiya "Mere Jivan Ko Sundar Banane Aur Mere Jivan Ka Ek Hissa Hone Ke Liye Dhanyavad Aap Mahan Hain"A Jito Ne Vapas Maseg Kiya "Laga Liya Chautha Pag"A
Santa Naya Kalar Te.Vi Laya Aur Pani Men Dubane Laga Banta Ne Dekha To Pucha "Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Santa: Chek Kar Raha Tha Ki Rang To Nahin Nikal Raha Abhi Garanti Men Hai
Banta: Tumhari Bivi Ke Danton Ka Dard Thik Hua Ki Nahin? Santa: Han Doctor Ko Dikhate Hi Thik Ho Gaya Banta Ne Hairani Se Pucha: Achchha Kaun Si Dava Se? Santa: Dava Vagaira Kuchh Nahin Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Yah Budhape Ki Nishani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Usne Dard Ki Shikayat Hi Nahin Ki
Banta: Aadmi Shadi Kyon Karta Hai? Santa: Taki Agar Vo Marne Ke Baad Swarg Jaye To Achcha Mahsus Kare; Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Gharelu Mahsus Kare