Banti: Yaar Pappu Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi Jo Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho Naukrani Kaha Gayi? Pappu Udas Man Se: Yaar Maine Usse Shadi Kar Li!
Santa: Beta Tum To Feel Ho Gae Maine To Kaha Tha N Ki Agar Tum Barahavin Paas Ho Jaoge To Main Tumhen Motercacil Dilaunga! Pappu: Mujhe Pata Hai Papa! Santa: Fir Tum Fal Kaise Ho Gae? Pappu: Main Motercacil Chalana Sikh Raha Tha!
Pappu: Papa Aaj Mujhe Ek Ladke Ne Mara! Santa: Kya Tum Use Pahchan Sakte Ho? Pappu: Han Papa Main Uska Dant Sath Laya Hun!
Pappu: Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho Vaise Dada Ji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya? Santa: Bilkul Marte The! Pappu: To Yah Khandani Gundagardi Kab Tak Chalegi?
Santa: Yah Ladki Kaun Hai? Pappu: Papa Yah Meri Garlfrend Hai! Agale Din... Santa: Ab Yah Ladki Kaun Hai? Pappu: Rishta Vahi Item Nai!
Pappu Ko Pariksha Men 0 Nambar Mile To Santa Ne Dant Kar Pucha "Yah Kya Hai?" Pappu: Madam Ji Ke Paas 'Star' Khatam Ho Gae The To Unhonne Ab 'Planet' Dena Shuru Kar Diya Hai!