Jito: Kal Raat Tum Mujhe Nind Men Galiyan De Rahe The Santa: Tumhen Galat Fahmi Hui Hai Jito: Kaisi Galat Fahmi? Santa: Yahi Ki Main Nind Men Tha
Santa Ne Hotal Manager Se Shikayat Karte Hue Kaha "Aapke Yahan Ki Biryani Bahut Kharab Hai"A Manager Ne Rasoiye Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha To Budhe Rasoiye Ne Kaha "Janab Main Tab Se Biryani Bana Raha Hun Jab Aap Paida Bhi Nahin Hue Honge"A Santa Bola "Ho Sakta Hai Dadaji Lekin Aap Use Ab Kyon Bench Rahe Ho?"
Banta: Shadi Ke Baad Aur Pahle Ki Bivi Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Shadi Ke Feroon Men Ladki Kahti Hai "Suno Ji Aaj Se Aapke Bina Main Nahin Aur Mere Bina Aap Nahin"A Banta: Aur Shaadi Ke Kuch Saal Baad? Santa: Bivi Kahti Hai "Kutte Ruk Ja Aaj Ya To Tu Nahin Ya Main Nahin
Santabanta Ke Ghar Par Nashta Karne Ke Liye Gaya Hua Tha Banta: Tujhe Anda Bana Do? . .. ... Santa: Nahin Main 'Insan' Hi Thik Ho
Santa: Tu Kabhi Kisi Ke Shok Sabha Men Gaya Hai? Banta: Ha Yaar Parantu Bade Badtamij Log Aate Hain Vahan Main 2 Ghante Baitha Raha Par Kisi Ne Mujhse Hans Kar Bat Tak Nahin Ki
Banta: Tumhara Beta Bilkul Tumhare Jaisa Hi Dikhta Hai Santa: Dhire Se Bol Yaar! Vah Padosi Ka Beta Hai