Mahilaon Se Bhari Bus Ka Accident Ho Gaya To Sari Mahilayen Mar Gai Sabke Pati 1 Ghante Tak Royee Lekin Santa 2 Ghante Tak Roya Jante Ho Kyon? Kyonki Uski Bivi Se Yah Bas Chhut Gai Thi
Banta: Bhai Ye Khushiyan Kya Hoti Hain? Santa: Pata Nahin Bhai Meri To Kam Umr Men Hi Shadi Ho Gai Thi
Santa: Jito Na Hoti To Aaj Main Na Hota Uske Ek Nirnay Ne Meri Jaan Bacha Li Banta: Aisa Kya Kaha Usne? Santa: Vo Boli "Papa Goli Mat Chalana"A
Santa: Ye Andarbiar Kitne Ka Hai? Dukandar: 150 Rupaye Ka Santa: Iski Koi Varanti? Dukandar: Aap Chahe 6Thi Manjil Se Niche Gir Jao Kuch Bhi Fat Jaye Magar Chaddhi Nahin Fategi
Santa Bajar Sabji Lene Gaya Vah Dukan Par Pahuncha To Sabji Wala Sabjiyon Par Pani Ka Chhidkav Kar Raha Tha Santa Kafi Der Tak Intjar Karne Ke Bad Bola " Agar Inhen Hosh A Gaya Ho To Ek Ek Kilo Matar Aur Bhindi De Do"A
Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Main Moti Ho Jaungi Tab Bhi Aap Mujhe Itna Hi Pyaar Karoge? Santa: Nahin Jito: Aapne To Shaadi Se Pahle Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ki Bahut Kasmen Khayi Thi Kya Hua Unka? Santa: Maine Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha Mote-Patle Men Nahin