Jito: Aap Shaadi Ke Baad Se Badal Gaee Ho? Santa: Mainne Tumhen Pahale Hi Bata Diya Tha Ki Mujhe Shadishuda Ladakiyon Me Koi Dilchaspi Nahin Hai
Santa: Agar Tum Isi Tarah Fijul Ka Kharchi Karti Rahin To Ek Din Bhikh Mangne Ki Naubat A Jayegi Jito: Koi Baat Nahin Subah Sham Tumse Paise Mangte-2 Mujhe Bhikh Mangne Ki Practis Ho Gai Hai
Santa Aur Banta Apni Biwion Se Bahut Pareshan The Banta: He Bhagwan Chahe Mujhe Duniya Ki Sari Nafrat De Pareshani Aur Dukh De; Lekin Mujhe Meri Bivi Se Mukti Dila De Santa: Abe Tu Maut Maang Raha Hai Ki Rilayns Men Naukari
Jito Ne Santa Ko Jaivik Khad (Organic) Se Ugi Sabjiyan Lane Ko Kaha Santa Sabji Wale Se "Mujhe Ye Sabjiyan Apni Bivi Ke Liye Chahiye Esper Kisi Rasaayanik Yaa Jahrile Padarth Ka Chhidkav To Nahin Kiya Hai?" Sabji Wala: Nahin Sahab Yah Kaam To Aapko Khud Hi Karna Padega
Banta: Mary Crismas Santa: Matlab? Banta: Aaj Badaa Din Hai Isliye Aisa Kahate Hain Santa: Achchha To Lo To Fir Meri Bhi Crismas
Santa Offis Se Ghar Lauta To Apni Bivi Se "Jara Pani To Pila Do"A Jito: Pyas Lagi Hai Kya? Santa: Nahin Sirf Gala Chek Karna Hai Ki Kahin Se Lik To Nahin Ho Raha