Banta: Priye Savera Ho Gaya Jago! Pathan: Begam Chand Dhal Gaya Jago! Viliyam: Darling Its Morning Ples Get Up! Santa: Sohanon Ut Jao Tatti-Satti Nahin Karni?
Santa: Yaar Mere Bal Bahut Gir Rahe Hain! Banta: Par Kaise? Santa: Chinta Se! Banta: Kis Baat Ki Chinta? Santa: Baal Girne Ki!
Santa (Gusse Men) "Tumne Aaj Khana Banane Men Itani Der Laga Di Main Bahar Hotal Men Kha Lunga Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana Jito (Andar Se): Sirf 5 Minat Aur Intjar Kijiye Santa: 5 Minat Men Khana Ban Jayega? Jito: Nahin Tab Tak Main Aapke Saath Jaane Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho Jaungi
Santa: Beti Piknik Par Jarur Jao Par Andhera Hone Se Pahle Ghar Wapas Laut Aana Pinki: Oh Papa Ab Main Koi Bachchi Thodi Naa Ho Santa: Isiliye To Kah Raha Hu
Santa: Main Tere Pyar Me Lut Gaya Barbaad Ho Gaya Rusva Aur Badnam Ho Gaya! Jito: To Haramkhor Main Kaun Si Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi!
Santa Kangal Hone Par Jito Se Bola "Tum Bachchon Ko Nani Ke Yaha Bhej Do; Aur Tum Apni Maa Ke Pas Chali Jao Mera Kya Hai? Main Sasuraal Chala Jaunga