Santa : Log Puchhte Hain Kya Yah Sarkar Giregi? Banta : Tumhare Kya Khyal Hai? Santa: Main Puchta Hu Ki Aur Kitna Giregi?
Pravachan Sunkar Lauti Jito Ne Santa Se Kaha "Baba Ji Kah Rahe The Ki Ramrajya Men Sher Aur Bakari Ek Hi Ghat Par Pani Piya Karte The! Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Bhala?" Santa: Ho Kyon Nahin Sakta Kya Main Tumhare Saath Nahin Rahta?
Santa Ne "F Am Radio Station" Par Kal Kiya Aur Kaha Mujhe Ek Batua Mila Hai Jisamen Bahut Sare Paise Credit Card Aur "I De" Card Hai! Host: To Aap Unhen Vollet Vapas Dena Chahte Hain? Santa: Ha Ha Ha! Nahin Ji Main Apni Taraf Se Ek "Udaas Gana" Use Bhent Karna Chahta Hu!
Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Jodiyan Swarg Men Banti Hain To Shadi Bhi Vahin Kyon Nahin Ho Jati? Santa: Vahan Bhi Shaadiyan Hone Lagen To Swarg Bhi Nark Nahin Ban Jayega Kya!
Santa Apne Sasural Men Guruji Ka Parvachan Sunne Gaya! Guruji Bole "Jo-Jo Swarg Jana Chahta Hai Vah Apna Hath Upar Kare"! Santa Ki Biwi Aur Saas Ne Haath Uppar Uthaya! Guruji Ne Santa Se Puchha "Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jana Chahate?" Santa: Guruji Yah Donon Chali Jayengi To Yahi Par Swarg Ho Jayega!