SANTA: BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI! BANTA: LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI SANTA: YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI. KOOD JA!
After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.