Santa: Tum Itni Gulabi Kyon Lag Rahi Ho? Prito: Aapki Pyari Baton Ko Sunkar Main Bechain Ho Jati Hu Aur Vah Mere Dil Ko Chhukar Romantic Bana Jati Hain! Aur Main Aapse Lipatne Ke Liye Bechain Ho Jaati Hu! Isliye Main Aapko Gulabi Dikh Rahi Hu Moral: Ladki Ko Koi Sawal N Hi Pochho To Achcha Hai!
Santa: Ye Bata Ki Duniya Men Kitane Desh Hain? Banta: Kar Di N Vahi Paglo Wali Baat Duniya Men Ek Hi Desh Hai 'India'; Baki Sab To Videsh Hain!
Jito: Agar Raat Me Machhar Kaat Rahe Hon To Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa: Chupchap Khujakar So Jana Chahiye! Aap Rajnikant To Ho Nahin Jo Machharon Se Mafi Bulwa Loge!
Banta: Agar Duniyan Men Sari Aurton Ke Chehare Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Santa: Hona Kya Tha Gais Silender Ki Tarah Ek Mahina Iske Ghar Dusara Mahina Uske Ghar!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ek Taklif Hai! Doctor: Kya? Santa: Baat Karte Vakt Mujhe Aadmi Dikhai Nahin Deta! Doctor: Aisa Kab Hota Hai? Santa: Jab Main Phon Par Baat Karta Hu!
Banta: Soch Raha Hu Ki Amerika Ghum Aaun Kitne Paise Lagenge? Santa: Kuchh Bhi Nahin! Banta: Kya Matlab? Santa: Sochane Ke Liye Paise Thodi Lagte Hain!