Banta: Hamare Desh Men Inklab Kyon Nahin Aata? Santa: Kyonki Garib Men Himmat Nahin Hai; Midal Class Ko Fursat Nahin Hai; Aur Amiron Ko Iski Jarurat Nahin Hai!
Santa: Raja Dasrath Ke 3 Raniyan Thi! Prito: To Kya Hua? Santa: To Main 2 Shadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu! Prito: Dropadi Ka Naam Suna Hai? Santa: Tu Bhi N Pagli Hai Dil Par Le Leti Hai!
Banta: Sarkar Ne Yah Kyon Fix Kiya Hai Ki Voting Ke Liye Umra 18 Saal Aur Shadi Ki Liye 21 Saal? Santa: Sarkar Ko Malum Hai Ki Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Bivi Ko Nahin!
Pappu: Papa 5 5 Kitne Hote Hain? Santa: Are Ullu Ke Patthe Edit Tujhe Kuch Nahin Aata! Ja Andar Se Calculator Le Ke A Batata Hu!
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Ladai Ho Gayi Aur Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya! Jab Raat Hui Santa Ne Ghar Par Fhon Kiya "Khane Men Kya Hai?" Jito: Jahar! Santa: Main Der Se Aaunga Tum Khakar So Jana!