Santa Futbol Ka Mach Dekh Raha Tha Aur Futbol Ke Khel Se Khush Nahin Tha! Santa: Pata Nahin Ye Aise Ghatiya Player Ko Kyon Rakhte Hain? Pappu: Jis Futbol Se Ye Khel Rahe Hain Jarur Usi Ki Hogi!
Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko 10 Aur 5 Rupaye Raste Men Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 10 Rupaye Ka! Pappu: Isliye Aap Par Jok Bante Hai Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte The!
Pappu Jito Se Pitne Ke Baad Santa Se: Papa Kabhi Aap Afrika Gae Ho? Santa: Nahin Pappu Beta! Pappu: Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item Kahan Se Le Aaye!
Pappu: Papa Mecdonals Chalen? Santa: Beta Chalte Hai Pahle Mecdonals Ke Spelling Bata! Pappu (Thodi Der Soch Kar): Papa `Ke Eff Si` Chalte Hain!
Guru: Bachchoonbir Rahim Aur Mera Ka Koi Doha Sunao! Pappu: Ganga Ke Ghat Pe Ghatna Ghati Gambhir Rahim Le Gaya Mera Ki Pappi Aur Fas Gae Sant Kabir!
Pappu: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku? Santa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua!