Pappu: Papa Aapke Liye Ek Khushkhabri Hai Santa: Kya? Pappu: Aapne Kaha Tha N Ki Agar Main Paas Ho Gaya To Gadi Dilwaoge Santa: Ha Pappu: Paise Bach Gae Aapke
Ek Din Santa Pappu Ko Samjha Raha Tha Santa: Beta Mehnat Kiya Kar Mehnat Karne Se Koi Mar Nahin Jata Pappu: Isiliye To Main Mehnat Nahin Karta Papa Asli Maja To Usi Kaam Men Hai Jisme Jaan Ka Khatra Ho
Pappu: Papa Meri Ticher Kitni Mast Hai Na? Santa: Beta Techer Maa Saman Hoti Hai Pappu: Aapko To Hamesha Apni Hi Khushi Dikhai Deti Hai
Pappu: Papa Aap Sharab Mat Piya Karo Santa: Pine De Beta Saath Kya Le Kar Jana Hai? Pappu: Isi Tarah Pite Rahe To Chhod Kar Bhi Kya Jaoge
Pappu: Papa Main Fir Feel Ho Gaya Santa: Koi Nahin Tu Sher Ka Beta Hai Pappu: Techer Bhi Kahti Hai Santa: Kya? Pappu: Yahi Ki N Jane Kis Janwar Ki Aulad Hai
Pappu Apni Maa Se Buri Tarah Se Pitne Ke Baad Apne Papa Ke Paas Gaya Aur Pucha "Aap Kabhi Pakistan Gae Ho?" Santa: Nahin Beta Pappu: Kabhi Afghanistan Gae Ho? Santa: Nahin Beta Pappu: To Fir Yah Aatankvadi Item Kahan Se Laye?