Banta: What is Alimony? Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it!
Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'? Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!
Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals? Santa: Yes, I remember. Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now? Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down. Boss: What about the bus? Santa: I don't have a bus!
Banta: What are you planning to do today? Santa: Nothing. Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Santa: I haven't finished!
Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk. Santa: Is it Flipkart? Flipkart: Yes sir. Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy. Flipkart: So what? Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you. Flipkart: Hey... which cash? Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'?