Santa Aur Banta Apni Biwion Se Bahut Pareshan The Banta: He Bhagwan Chahe Mujhe Duniya Ki Sari Nafrat De Pareshani Aur Dukh De; Lekin Mujhe Meri Bivi Se Mukti Dila De Santa: Abe Tu Maut Maang Raha Hai Ki Rilayns Men Naukari
Santa: Kaise Aana Hua? Banta: Main Teree Ladkee Ke Liye Rishta Laya Hu Ladki "Bi. Com." (B.Com.) Hai Santa: Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Kaum Ki Ho Bas Padhi-Likhi Honi Chahiye
Santa Aur Jito Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki Wale: Abhi To Hamari Ladki Padhai Kar Rahi Hai Santa: To Hamara Ladka Kaun Sa Bachcha Hai Jo Kitab Fad Dega
Santa Gulabo Ke Ghar Par Jakar Darvaja Khatkhata Gulabo Boli 'Kaun Hai?' Santa Bola 'Main' Gulabo Boli 'Main Kaun?' Santa: Lo Bolo Ullu Ki Patthi Tu Gulabo Aur Kaun?
Santa Aur Banta Ko Adivasio Ne Pakad Liya Aur Unhen Apane Mukhiya Ke Paas Le Gaye Mukhiya Bola "In Sabko Bandi Bana Do" Santa Bahana Banate Hue Bola "Nahin Mere Ko Aap Banda Hi Rahne Do"
Santa: Teri Bivi Ko English Aati Hai Kya? Banta : Nahin Vah Ganv Ki Hai Santa: Achchha Meri To Parsanal Hai