Santa: Teri Biwi Mar Gayi To Tune Apni Sali Se Shadi Kyon Kar Li? Banta: Ab Nayi Saas Ko Jhelne Ki Himmat Mujh Men Nahin Rahi
Pappu: Papa Yah Santa Close (Santa Claus) Aadmi Hi Kyon Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Kyonki Koi Bhi Aurat Ek Hi Dras (Dress) Ko Har Saal Nahin Pahan Sakti
Jito: Are Aap Itni Tej Bike Mat Chalao Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Santa: Are Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai To Tu Bhi Meri Tarah Aakhe Band Kar Le
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ke Skool Gaya Santa (Pappu Ki Techer Se): Mera Beta Padhai Men Kaisa Hai? Techer: Bas Ye Samajh Lo Ki Aryabhatt Ne Shunya Ki Khoj Iske Liye Hi Ki Thi Santa: Are Aakhir Beta Kiska Hai!
Ek Baar Santa Ki Tang Ki Haddi Tut Gayi Vo Aspatal Gaya To Vahan Usane Dekha Ki Ek Aadmi Ki Donon Tagon Ki Haddiyan Tuti Hui Thi Use Dekh Santa Bola "Are Aap Ki Kya Do Biviyan Hain"