Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha: Main Amerika Jane Ki Soch Raha Hu Banta : Bahut Badhiya Bhala Kitna Kharch Ho Jaega? Santa: Ek Paisa Bhi Nahin Bhala Sochane Men Paisa Kaha Kharch Hota Hai
Santa: Aaj Kal Jyadatar Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hain Banta: Kyonki Duniya Men Itna Aantakvad Badh Gaya Hai Ki Wo Akele Aane Se Darte Hain
Santa Ko Jab Doctor Behoshi Ka Injection Dene Lage To Vah Bola "Ek Minat Doctor Sahab" Doctor Fauran Ruk Gaya Santa Ne Apni Pocket Se Pers Nikala Yah Dekhkar Doctor Bole "Are Bhai Fees Ki Koi Jaldi Nahin Hai"A Santa: Fees Ki Mujhe Bhi Jaldi Nahin Hai Main To Apne Paise Gin Raha Hu
Santa: Pappu Tumhare Ganit Me Itne Kam Nambar Kyon Aa? Pappu: Gair Hajiri Ke Karan Santa: Kya Tum Ganit Ki Pariksha Ke Din Gair Hajir The? Pappu: Main Nahi Mere Bagal Me Baithne Wali Ladki Gair Hajir Thi
Banta: Yaar Meri Bivi Bahut Ladti Hai Mujhse Aur Jab Bhi Ladti Hai To Apne Mayke Chali Jaati Hai Santa: Yaar Tu To Bahut Khushkismat Hai Meri Bivi Mujhse Ladti Hai Aur Fauran Apne Mayke Walon Ko Yahan Bula Leti Hai
Banta: Oye Santa Tu Itni Dhup Men Kyon Khada Hai? Santa: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Andar Bahut Pasina A Raha Tha To Socha Dhoop Men Sukha Leta Hu