Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gaya Sadhu Gusse Men: E Murkh Main Tujhe Shrap De Dunga! Santa: Rukiye Maharaj Main Gilas Lekar Aata Hu!
Santa Aur Banta Sath Men Kahin Ja Rahe The Ek Ladki Pas Se Nikali Banta: Wah Yaar! Kya Maal Hai Santa: Are Yaar Mal Se Yaad Aaya Bhabhi Kaisi Hai?
Santa Apni Patni Jito Se: Agar Tumhen Kuch Ho Gaya To Main Pagal Ho Jaunga Jito: Dusari Shadi To Nahin Karoge? Santa: Pagal Ka Kya Hai Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai!
Santa Ne Ek Raah Chalti Ajnabi Ladki Se Pucha "Aapne Pahchana Mujhko?" Ladki: Nahin Kaun Ho Aap? Santa: Main Wahi Hu Jise Aapne Parson Bhi Nahin Pahachana Tha
Santa Amerika Men Tha Ek Bilding Men Aag Lag Gai Santa Fir Briged Se: Tum Logon Ko Niche Fenko Main Unhen Pakad Lunga Pahle Ek Ladka Fenka Fir Ek Ladki Fir Ek Aadmi Aur Fir Ek Aurat Santa Ne Sab Ko Pakad Liya Fir Ek Habshi Ko Fenka To Santa Ne Use Chhod Diya Aur Chilla Kar Bola "Oye Kanjro Jo Pahle Hi Jal Chuke Hain Unhen To Mat Fenko!"
Santa Aur Jito Sath Men Foto Khinchavane Gae Wapis Aate Samay Jito Ne Santa Ko Bola: Yah Fotografer Bada Badmash Hai Santa: Kyon Kya Baat Ho Gai? Jito: Jab Meri Foto Khinch Raha Tha Tab Mujhse Bola 'Meri Taraf Dekh Kar Muskuraye'!