Santa: Tum To Jaante Hi Ho Ki Main Mehnat Karke Niche Se Upar Aaya Hu Banta: Kyon Nahin Pahle Tum Boot Polish Kiya Karte The Aur Ab Sar Par Tel Malish Ka Kaam Karte Ho
Santa Aur Banta Donon Sharab Ke Nashe Men Dhut The To Santa Ne Pucha "Marne Ke Baad Tum Swarg Jana Pasand Karoge Ya Nark?" Banta: Tumhen Jaha Achchha Lage Tum Chale Jana Mujhe Daru Pine Ke Baad Kahin Jana Achcha Nahin Lagta
Silender Ke Liye Lambi Line Dekh Santa Gusse Men Bola "Main Abhi Gas Agency Ke Malik Ko Jute Maar Ke Aata Hu" Kuch Der Baad Vo Vapas Fir Se Line Me Lag Gaya Banta Ne Pucha "Mar Aaye Jute?" Santa: Kaha Yar Vahan Isse Bhi Lambi Line Lagi Hai
Doctor: Roj 5 Kilometer Chala Karo To Ek Sal Men 50 Kilo Gram Vajan Kam Ho Jayega Ek Saal Baad Santa Fon Pe Bola: Vajan To Kam Ho Gaya Magar Saale Ghar Kaise Jaun 1825 Kilometer Dor A Gaya Hu?
Banta Khana Khate Hue Bola: Ye Tumhara Kutta Bahut Der Se Ghur Raha Hai Santa: Tum Jaldi Se Kha Lo Nahin To Vo Apni Plat Pahchan Jayega
Santa Aur Jeeto Chori Ke Vishay Par Baat Kar Rahe The Santa: Jo Shakhs Chori Karta Hai Vo Bad Men Jarur Pachhata Hai Jito Romantic Andaz Men Boli: Aur Tumne Jo Shadi Se Pahle Meri Nind Churai Thi Unke Baare Men Kyaa Khyaal Hai? Santa: Kah To Raha Hu Jo Chori Karta Hai Vo Bad Men Pachhata Jarur Hai