Jito (Gusse Men): Main Puchti Hu Ki Aisa Chor Naukar Kyon Rakha? Santa: Kyon Kya Hua? Jito: Hona Kya Tha Aap Parson Hotal Se Jo Chandi Ki Plet Chura Ke Laye The Vo Isne Gayab Kar Di
Banta: Uth Yaar Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai Aur Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai Santa: So Ja-So Ja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka Ham To Kirayedar Hain
Santa Baar Ek Sarkas Dekhne Gaya To Sarkas Men Ek Ladki Ne Ek Sher Ko Chumban (Kis) Kiya Ring Master: Aap Men Se Koi Hai Jo Ye Kaam Kar Sakta Hai? Santa: Main Aata Hu Par Pahle Is Sher Ko Piche Karo
Santa: Yar Maine Suna Hai Ki Tune Bhabhi Ko Talak De Diya Par Kyon? Banta: Kya Bataun Yaar Uska Charitra Bahut Kharab Tha Usne Shadi Mere Se Ki Thi Aur Bachche Bhagwaan Se Maang Rahi Thi
Jito: Sunate Ho Kal Hamari Shadi Ki Salgirah Hai Na? Santa: Ha Darling Is Khas Din Ko Main Kaise Bhul Sakta Hu? Jito: To Kal Kaha Jayenge Ye Batao? Santa Muskurate Hue Bola "Kal Ham Apni Pyari Si Patni Ke Sasural Jayenge"
Banta: Are Yar Nali Se Badi Durgandh Aati Hai Final Kyon Nahin Chhidakte? Santa: Aapko Kaise Pata Chala Durgandh Aati Hai? Banta: Naak Se Santa (Hanste Hue) Bola: To Aap Apni Naak Men Finayal Kyon Nahin Chhidkava Lete?