Santa: Kaise Aana Hua? Banta: Main Teree Ladkee Ke Liye Rishta Laya Hu Ladki "Bi. Com." (B.Com.) Hai Santa: Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Kaum Ki Ho Bas Padhi-Likhi Honi Chahiye
Santa: Aaj Khana Bahar Khayenge Jito: Kyon Mere Hath Se Bane Khane Se Man Bhar Gaya Hai? Santa: Nahin Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mood Nahin Hai
Jito: Kal Aapne Garlfrend Ke Sath Film Dekhi? Santa: Kya Karen Aaj-Kal Ki Filmen Bivi Bachchon Ya Parivar Ke Sath Dekhne Layak Hi Kahan Hain?
Bhikhari: Sahab 20 Rupaye Do Chay Pini Hai Santa: Lekin Chay To 10 Rupaye Ki Milti Hai? Bhikhari: Sahab Garlfrend Bhi Piyegi Santa: Are Wah Bhikhari Ne Garlfrend Bana Li? Bhikhari: Nahin Sahab Garlfrend Ne Bhikhari Bana Diya
Santa Ko Rota Dekhkar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Santa: Maine 2 Tan Ka E.Si (AC) Kharida Ghar Aakar Vajan Kiya To Sirf 35 Kilo Ka Nikala
Bhikhari: Sahab 20 Rupaye Do Chay Pini Hai Santa: Lekin Chay To 10 Rupaye Ki Milti Hai? Bhikhari: Sahab Garlfrend Bhi Piyegi Santa: Are Wah Bhikhari Ne Garlfrend Bana Li? Bhikhari: Nahin Sahab Garlfrend Ne Bhikhari Bana Diya