Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Jodiyan Swarg Men Banti Hain To Shadi Bhi Vahin Kyon Nahin Ho Jati? Santa: Vahan Bhi Shaadiyan Hone Lagen To Swarg Bhi Nark Nahin Ban Jayega Kya!
Santa: Yaar Banta Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi! Vahi Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aur Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho! Naukrani Kaha Gayi? Banta: Yaar Maine Usse Shadi Kar Li!
Jito: Main Marne Ja Rahi Hu! Santa: Ye Lo "Cadbary Deri Milk" Choclate! Jito: Kyon? Santa: Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kuch Mitha Ho Jaye!
Santa Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikala Ki Achanak Ek Kauve Ne Uske Sar Par Bhet Kar Di! Jito: Tishu Pepar Lekar Bahar I! To Santa Gusse Se Bola "Ab Kiski Saaf Karegi Kauva To Ud Gaya!"
Santa: Ye Andarbiar Kitne Ka Hai? Dukandar: 150 Rupaye Ka Santa: Iski Koi Varanti? Dukandar: Aap Chahe 6Thi Manjil Se Niche Gir Jao Kuch Bhi Fat Jaye Magar Chaddhi Nahin Fategi
Jito Bajar Jate Hue Boli "Aaj To Aap Bilkul Bandar Lag Rahe Ho?" Santa: Jiske Sath Tere Jaisi Bandari Ja Rahi Ho Vo Sala Kya De.Si. (DC) Lagega?