Santa: My internet speed was very slow. I found a solution. Banta: Tell me also. Even my net is slow. Santa: I have installed a wallpaper of Rajinikanth. Now I am enjoying the speed of a 3G connection.
Santa: I prefer not to think before I speak. Banta: But why? It is against traditional wisdom. Santa: I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Santa read an article to Jeeto about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. Jeeto: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. Santa turns to Jeeto and asked, "What?"
Santa: My girlfriend just told me that I have a problem with being faithful. Banta: It must be your fault only. Santa: I find it funny. Because my wife never says that.
Santa took his wounded wife, Jeeto to a doctor. Doctor: Can you describe as to what really happened? Santa: Well, she got shot. Doctor: You'll have to be more accurate. Santa: I know, But I'm not very experienced with guns.