Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge? Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai, . . . "Dinner 7-12 PM!"
Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour. The sweeper asked for 20 rupees. Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
Jeeto and Santa to Pappu, "We have been wanting to talk to you". Pappu: What's it? Parents: You have really become disobedient off late. Pappu: Mom and Dad, it's no being deal. Even I wanted to tell you that from now on, either it's my way or Norway!
Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Santa: I think so, why? Pappu: I need you to sign my report card.