Santa: Agar Meri Lotari Nikal Aaye To Tu Kya Karegi? Jito: Main Aadhe Paise Leker Tujhe Talak De Dungi Santa: Meri 1000 Rupaye Ki Nikali Hai Ye Le 500 Rupaye Aur Dafa Ho Ja Kamini
Pappu: Pita Ji Netaon Ke Kapadon Ka Rang Safed Kyon Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Taki Dal Badalne Par Bhi Kapade N Badalne Paden
Jito: Mainne Tumhen Bina Dekhe Shadi Ki Kya Tum Is Par Vishwas Karte Ho? Santa: Aur Meri Himmat To Dekho Mainne Tumhen Dekhne Ke Baad Bhi Tumse Shadi Ki?
Santa Ke Chhatr Men Chhed Tha Banta Ne Pucha "Chhate Men Chhed Kyon Hai?" Santa: Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega?
Shaadi Ke Kuch Dinon Ke Baad Hi Jito Ghar Chhod Ke Chali Gai Santa Ne Pucha "Tumne Aisa Kyon Kiya?" Jito: Tumne Mujhe Ye Kyon Nahin Bataya Tha Ki Tumhari Ek Aur 'Rani' Naam Ki Patni Hai? Santa: Mainne Tumhen Kaha Tha Ki Main Tumhen Rani Jaise Rakhunga
Airport Par 3 Log Apni-Apni Patni Ka Intjar Kar Rahe The Sindhi: Hamari Shahjadi A Rahi Hai Pathan: Hamari Navabjadi A Rahi Hai Santa: Hamari Bhi Haramjadi A Rahi Hai