Banta: Yaar Tu Itna Sahma-Sahma Kyon Hai? Santa: Mere Ko Kal Raat Ek Trak Ne Piche Se Takkar Maar Di! Banta: Lekin Jo Hona Tha Vah Ho Gaya Par Tu Abhi Tak Itna Dara Hua Kyon Hain? Santa: Yaar Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Fir Milenge"!
Banta: Priye Savera Ho Gaya Jago! Pathan: Begam Chand Dhal Gaya Jago! Viliyam: Darling Its Morning Ples Get Up! Santa: Sohanon Ut Jao Tatti-Satti Nahin Karni?
Santa: Yaar Mere Bal Bahut Gir Rahe Hain! Banta: Par Kaise? Santa: Chinta Se! Banta: Kis Baat Ki Chinta? Santa: Baal Girne Ki!
Santa Bajar Sabji Lene Gaya Vah Dukan Par Pahuncha To Sabji Wala Sabjiyon Par Pani Ka Chhidkav Kar Raha Tha Santa Kafi Der Tak Intjar Karne Ke Bad Bola " Agar Inhen Hosh A Gaya Ho To Ek Ek Kilo Matar Aur Bhindi De Do"A
Santa: Tu Kabhi Kisi Ke Shok Sabha Men Gaya Hai? Banta: Ha Yaar Parantu Bade Badtamij Log Aate Hain Vahan Main 2 Ghante Baitha Raha Par Kisi Ne Mujhse Hans Kar Bat Tak Nahin Ki
Pinki: Papa Ek Ladka Bar-Bar "I Lov U" Bolta Hai Main Kya Karu? Santa: Beti Usse Shadi Kar Le Jindagi Men Agar Dubara Bol De To Mera Naam Badal Dena