Medical Professor: Agar Ladki Behoshi Ho Jaye To Uske Hontho Ko Band Kar Do; Aur Uske Fehadon Men Hava Bharo! Aur Fir Uski Chhati Ko Apane Donon Hatho Se Dabate Raho! Aur Koi Prashan? Santa: Sar Ladki Ko Behosh Kis Tarah Karna Hai?
Santa: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Hai! Jito: Vo Kya? Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunahon Ki 'Saja' Jite Ji Mil Rahi Hai!
Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Jodiyan Swarg Men Banti Hain To Shadi Bhi Vahin Kyon Nahin Ho Jati? Santa: Vahan Bhi Shaadiyan Hone Lagen To Swarg Bhi Nark Nahin Ban Jayega Kya!
Santa: Yaar Banta Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi! Vahi Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aur Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho! Naukrani Kaha Gayi? Banta: Yaar Maine Usse Shadi Kar Li!
Santa: Tum Itni Sardi Men Bahar Kyon Mar Rahi Ho? Jito: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Tum Kam Kapadon Men Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho!
Jito: Mujhe Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhen Saat Janam Tak Chahungi! Santa: Har Ke Sath Kangan Bhi Dilva Dunga Par Baat Isi Janam Tak Rahne Do!