Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
santa: “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.” Friend : “Did u follow them inside?” “No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”