At Gym Guy 1: I lost 5kg in two months. Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months. Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day. Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how? Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!
Banta: Why women love shoes? Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit!
Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai... Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..
Banta: What is the definition of a husband? Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?" Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon? Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!
Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and... Banta: And? Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!