Banta: Yaar Meri Bivi Bahut Ladti Hai Mujhse Aur Jab Bhi Ladti Hai To Apne Mayke Chali Jaati Hai Santa: Yaar Tu To Bahut Khushkismat Hai Meri Bivi Mujhse Ladti Hai Aur Fauran Apne Mayke Walon Ko Yahan Bula Leti Hai
Banta Gabraya Hua Pulis Thane Pahuncha Aur Kahane Laga: Thanedar Sahab Mere Mitra Santa Ke Sath Bhayankar Durghatna Ho Gai Hai "Kaisi Durghatna?" Thanedar Ne Chaunk Kar Pucha Banta Bola: Vah Aaj Meri Patni Ko Bhagakar Le Gaya Hai
Pappu: Papa Aapne Kya Soch Kar Mammi Se Shadi Ki Thi? Santa: To Ab Tumhen Bhi Is Baat Ki Hairani Honi Shuru Ho Gayi Hai
Doctor(Santa Se): To Aapne Pina Kam Kiya Ya Nahin? Santa: Nahin Bilkul Nahin Doctor: Par Mainne To Tumhen Kaha Tha Ki Tumhen Apani Sharab Ke Bare Men Sochana Padega Santa: Ji Isliye Main Ab Akele Baith Kar Pita Hu Taki Chain Se Soch Saku
Santa (Techer Se): Mera Beta Itihas Men Kaisa Hai? Main To Itihas Men Bahut Kamjor Tha Techer: Bas Yu Samjhiye Ki Itihas Apne-Aap Ko Dohra Raha Hai
Jito: Ji Aaj Maine Badi Mehanat Se Sohan Halwa Banaya Tha Santa: Vo To Mujhe Pata Chal Hi Gaya Tha Jito: Achchha Vo Kaise? Santa: Kyoki Maine Bhi Badi Mehanat Se Khaya Hai