Santa Barf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha Banta: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Santa: Dekh Raha Hu Ki Yah Lik Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai!
Tran Chali Santa Ek Dibbe Me Chad Gaya Tet Bola: Kyon Bhaji Nazar Nahin Aata Yah Ladies Ka Dibba Hai? Santa: Sorry Ji Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho!
Mele Men Ghoshana Huee: "Ek Bachcha Mila Hai 'Jin' Ka Hai Aakar Le Jaaye"A Santa Bhid Se Chillaata Hua Aaya "Mujhe Bhi Dikhao Jin Ka Bachcha Kaisa Hota Hai!"
Nars: Aapko Tin Bachche Hue Hain Santa: Yah To Hona Hi Tha Filmen Hi Aisi Dekhti Thi Dhum 3 Golmaal 3 Raj Marder 3 Kash 3A Nars: Achcha Hua Delhi 6 Nahin Dekhi!
Santa Aur Banta Sath Men Kahin Ja Rahe The Ek Ladki Pas Se Nikali Banta: Wah Yaar! Kya Maal Hai Santa: Are Yaar Mal Se Yaad Aaya Bhabhi Kaisi Hai?
Santa: Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Maine Ek Bhikhari Ko Puchha Agar Main Tumhen 1000 Ka Not Du To Kya Karoge? Usane Kaha Khushi Ke Mare Mar Jaunga To Maine Use Not Nahin Diya Aur Use Bacha Liya!