Santa Class Men Hans Raha Tha Ek Ladki Boli: Khade Ho Jao Kaun Ho Tum Jo Hans Rahe Ho? Santa: Tum Kaun Ho? Ladki: Main Moniter Hu Santa: Ha Ha Ha Tere Din Gae Pagli Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Jamana Hai
Banta: Oye Tu Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wala Tha Kya Hua? Santa: Yaar Kal Jaunga Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai
Santa: Kal Aapne Apne Bachche Ko Bahut Pita! Aakhir Aisi Kya Baat Ho Gai Thi Usse? Banta: Darasal Do Din Baad Us Badmash Ka Result Nikalne Wala Hai Aur Main Aaj Hi Ek Mahine Ke Tor Par Ja Raha Hu
Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha: "Sabse Bada Challenge Kya Hai?" Banta Ne Uttar Diya: Uttar Patrika Ko Khali Chhod Do Aur Aakhir Men Likh Dena Pas Karke Dikha
Santa : Kaun Si Kast ( Jaati ) Ke Log Achche Nagrik Hote Hain ? Banta : Baniye ......! Santa : Vo Kaise..? Banta : Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik "Baniye" ! Deshbhakt "Baniye"!
Santa: Tumne Us Ladki Ke Liye Sigrat Chhod Di? Banta: Ha Santa: Jua Bhi Chhod Diya? Banta: Ha Santa: Abe To Fir Usse Shaadi Kyon Nahin Ki? Banta: Oh Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki Usse Achchhi Mil Gai!