Banta: Filmi Jindagi Aur Asli Jindagi Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Filmon Men Bahut Mushkilon Ke Bad Shadi Hoti Hai Aur Asli Jindagi Men Shadi Ke Baad Bahut Mushkil Hoti Hai!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Main Sidha Khadaa Rahkar Halka Sa Jhukkar Apni Baayen Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Fir Dahine Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Tab Meri Kamar Men Dard Hota Hai! Doctor: To Aap Aisa Karte Kyon Hain? Santa: To Men Apna Kacha Kaise Pahnu?
Banta: Agar Do Pipal Ke Pedon Ko Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye To To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge? Santa: Us Rassi Ko Bolenge "Nokiya - Concting Pipal"!
Jito Ne Santa Ko Jaivik Khad (Organic) Se Ugi Sabjiyan Lane Ko Kaha Santa Sabji Wale Se "Mujhe Ye Sabjiyan Apni Bivi Ke Liye Chahiye Esper Kisi Rasaayanik Yaa Jahrile Padarth Ka Chhidkav To Nahin Kiya Hai?" Sabji Wala: Nahin Sahab Yah Kaam To Aapko Khud Hi Karna Padega
Mahilaon Se Bhari Bus Ka Accident Ho Gaya To Sari Mahilayen Mar Gai Sabke Pati 1 Ghante Tak Royee Lekin Santa 2 Ghante Tak Roya Jante Ho Kyon? Kyonki Uski Bivi Se Yah Bas Chhut Gai Thi
Santa: Ye Andarbiar Kitne Ka Hai? Dukandar: 150 Rupaye Ka Santa: Iski Koi Varanti? Dukandar: Aap Chahe 6Thi Manjil Se Niche Gir Jao Kuch Bhi Fat Jaye Magar Chaddhi Nahin Fategi