Pappu: Papa Pyar Ek Virus Hai Santa: Aur Ye Darvaje Ke Piche Rakha Latth Antivirus Hai Kahe To Abhi Tera Sistam Skan Kar Do
Santa: Tumhen Pata Hai Mogambo Ki Shadi Nahin Hui Thi Banta: Tum Kaise Kah Sakte Ho? Santa: Kyonki Agar Mogambo Bhi Shadi-Shuda Hota To Kabhi Bhi Na Kahta "Mogambo Khush Hua"A
Pappu: Ye Sadhu Bhai Ka Kaun Sa Rishta Hai? Santa: Jab Do Anjaan Vyakti Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Aapas Men Sadhu Bhai Kahlate Hain
Santa: Are Ye Tere Hath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaee? Banta: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Wo Pados Men Jo Chaynie Rahta Hai Uski Bivi Mar Gai Pichhle Saal Hi Shadi Hui Thi Santa: To? Banta: To Kya Vah Ro Raha Tha To Maine Kaha Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho Bivi Ek Sal To Rahi Varna Chaina Ka Maal Itna Bhi Kahan Chalta Hai
Santa: Chikan To Bahut Hi Achchha Bana Hai Par Ajib Sa Taste Kyon A Raha Hai? Banta: Banate Samay Murge Ki Taang Jal Gai Thi Maine Boroplus Laga Di
Santa Relve-Station Cross Karte-Karte Achanak Relve Patri Ke Bich Daudane Laga Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa: Hat Jao Aaj Santa Subway Surfer Khelega