Pappu: Papa Ye Gadiyon Par "ADVOCATE" Kyon Likha Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Iska Matlab Hota Hai Ki Gadi Malik Ke Pas Ya To Licence Nahin Hai Ya To Aar Si Aur Pulis Wale Dur Se Hi Samajh Jaate Hain Ki Yah 100/- Rupaye Bhi Nahin Dene Wala Bas Dimag Khayega
Banta: Yaar Santa Bivi Aur Badalon Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Yaar Jab Donon Aas-Pas Nahin Hote Din Bahut Suhavana Hota Hai
Banta: Yaar Santa Agar Hum Marne Ke Baad Narak Men Gaee To Kya Karenge? Santa: Kya Karenge Matlab? Banta: Matlab Hamen To Narak Ke Bare Men Kuchh Pata Hi Nahin Hai Santa: Oye Yah Jo Shadi Hoti Hai N Yah Aadmi Ko Narak Ka Anubhav Dilane Ke Liye Hi Hoti Hai
Banta: Are Bhai Kya Hua? Itne Mayus Kyon Ho? Santa: Kya Batau Main To Barbad Ho Gaya Banta: Kyon Kya Hua? Santa: Mere Dade Ko Punarjanm Men Vishvas Tha Kambakht Apni Jaaydaad Apne Hi Naam Kar Gaye
Pappu: Papa Main Lav Maris Karunga Santa: Ha Tu Lav Maris Hi Kar Lena Kyonki Jaisi Teri Shakl Hai Mujhe Nahin Lagta Main Teri Arenge Marij Karva Paunga
Banta: Yaar Shadi Men Jana Hai Kaisa 'Kot' Pahan Ke Jaau Ki Sab Mujhe Hi Dekhen? Santa: Ek Kaam Kar 'Peti'kot' Pahan Ke Chala Ja Fir Sab Tujhe Hi Dekhenge