Santa Pappu Ko Dantate Hue "Pani Sar Se Uncha Hota Ja Raha Hai" Andar Se Jito Jo Bathrum Men Tab Men Naha Rahi Thi Boli "Ji Tum Kahan Se Dekh Rahe Ho? Darvaja To Band Hai"
Doctor (Santa Se): Ab Aapaki Dimagi Bimari Ka Kya Haal Hai? Santa: Thik Hai Doctor Sahab Aaj-Kal Vo Mayke Gayi Hui Hai
Santa Ne Airline Ke Ofis Men Fon Kiya Resepsist Ne Fon Uthaya Santa: Chandigarh Se Mumbai Tak Kitni Der Ka Safar Hai? Resepsist: Ek Minat Sar Santa Ne Fon Kaat Diya Aur Badbadaya "Pi Kar Baithi Hai Kamini"
Banta: Ye Arrange Marriage Men Talak Kam Kyon Hote Hain? Santa: Yaar Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Nahin Kar Saka Vo Sala Talaak Kya Khak Lega
Santa: Jab Meri Nai Nai Shadi Hui Thi To Mujhe Meri Bivi Itni Pyari Lagti Thi Ki Man Karta Tha Ki Kha Jaun Banta: Achchha Aur Ab Kya Lagta Hai? Santa: Kha Hi Jata To Acha Hota
Santa (Doctor Se): Doctor Sahab Main Apni Bivi Ki Yadasht Se Bahut Pareshan Hu Iska Koi Ilaj Kijiye Doctor: Kya Hua Kya Vo Baten Bhul Jaati Hain? Santa: Nahin Doctor Sahab Yahi To Musibat Hai Ki Vo Kuchh Bhulati Hi Nahin Hai